Cup of Jokes

We are one week away from Christmas and the boys are joined by Marcus Crespo the Besto, another Hilarious Stand Up Comedian out of Jacksonville Florida. Joe talks about how him and Crespo are preparing for the Roast of Santa Clause at the Orlando Improv. Jake won't be at the roast because he has to be fat at a competition. More prank calls happen and Crespo talks about his best prank calls while on the job at Walgreens.

Jake and Joe are pumped that Christmas is only 2 weeks away and reminisce on their favorites gifts from their childhood. They continue to call out of work at places they don't work at. Joe calls his number 1 fan, Jake talks about his upcoming show in Miami which leads to a UPS Shooter story rant.

We kick off episode 40 with a call to Home Depot, if you don't know they have the best theme song in the world. We go over our Thanksgivings and Black Friday Shenanigans. Joe expresses his hatred for Actor Nicholas Cage. Jake gets interrupted by Joe Calling out of his day job that he doesn't work out again. Then they go over their favorite Christmas stories and songs.

Jake and Joe call out of work at more places that they don't work at. They talk about their upcoming trip to Chicago and reminisce on last years shit show. Joe recently went to Miami, gambled/lost, and stumbled upon a little person doing cocaine. Jake is being fat and rips into Joe as he continues to prove his intelligence.

Jake and Joe record live at Wawa once again. Joe got a shitty haircut from a Spanish barbershop and talks about how he doesn't understand anything they were saying to him. Jake talks about how he got to Host for the Great Doug Stanhope at the Orlando Improv. Then they call 7/11 back to get cursed out by the lady from last week.

Jake and Joe talk about how much they support the Troops and how Joe's Grandpa was racist because of Pearl Harbor. Joe calls out of his morning shift at a 7/11 that he doesn't work at because he injured himself and also won $100 from a holiday scratch off. Jake manages to stay in peak physical shape... just kidding his still fat as fuck. Various shout outs to some new listeners thanks for being awesome. 

And anotha one at Wawa and this time we get the CEO on the phone boi. Joe talks about how he almost got his ass beat at a bar downtown. Jake and Joe talk about how they spend their Thanksgiving. Then we get a special drop in Guest Sam, a toll both worker from Chatanooga TN.

Jake and Joe talk about past Halloween shenanigans and their favorite scary movies. They both won a costume contest at The Other Bar. Jake had more teeth pulled because he's fat, on the bright side his dentist was hitting on him. 

Jake and Joe come to you live at Wawa... again... Within the first minute we had asswipes rev their stupid Mustang Engine in an attempt to be cool. They rant about how annoying loud cars are, crazy comics, and Jake's back being hurt because he's too fat. 

Jake and Joe come at you hard from Wawa again son. They discuss Joker and compare it to The Joker form The Dark Knight. Joe found a life hack for parking at Universal. Jake is obsessed with Thigh Gaps and being fat.